$85 for Professional Resumé and Cover-Letter Service from JMC Resumes, Ltd. ($260 Value)
Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:00
A strong resumé is like a lion: it shreds competition, gives off a mighty roar, and never has a bad hair day. Reign as king of the job-market jungle with today's Groupon: for $85, you get a professional resumé- and cover-letter-writing service from JMC Resumes, Ltd. (a $260 value).
Experienced in staffing and recruiting, JMC Resumes' band of merry wordsmiths crafts new resumés from scratch, tunes up existing resumés, and drafts cover letters infused with interview-attracting pheromones. Without the use of templates, these professional resumé writers compose custom CVs for a variety of workforce ranks—from tenderfoot to VP—and federal specialists focus on resumés for government agencies.
The life cycle of this decisive document begins with an online submission form, after which a smooth-talking writer makes contact via telephone or written questionnaire to glean knowledge of the job seeker's unique skills, goals, and views on the cuddly nature of meerkats. Within the next 48–72 hours, the compellingly written and keyword-optimized completed resumé will be emailed. Two rounds of revisions may be made during the next seven days to ensure the document meets expectations. With a 99.4% client-satisfaction rate, founder J. Melissa Cooper oversees every final draft before it enters clients' inboxes. Review seminal samples in fields such as engineering, human resources, teaching, and competitive hopscotch.
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